i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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