Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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