they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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