we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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