Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
