I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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