Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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