she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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