Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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