butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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