Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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