Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
