i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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