We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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