he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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