He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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