Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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