I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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