Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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