Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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