I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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