I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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