she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
zippers are such a cool invention
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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