I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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