Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
How's work?
Spinning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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