But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this just has baby written all over it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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