Dual....:-)
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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