I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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