let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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