He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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