You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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