Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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