I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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