3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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