I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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