Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm passing your future prison.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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