when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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