you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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