I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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