trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
