I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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