Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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