So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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