honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
