People with herpes should wear stickers.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
sarcasm needs its own font
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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