Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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