You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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