These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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