I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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