Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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